Good Stuff Eatery

Location: 303 Pennsylvania Ave S.E., Washington, D.C. 20003

Best place I've found so far to get a delicious burger, with Ray's Hell Burger in Arlington coming in second place. It's run by Spike from Top Chef. He's been there working on the line every time I've been, which earns him a thumbs up from me.

I went with the Spike's 5 Napkin Burger this time. It has an egg on it. verdict: delicious.

The burger's aren't on the gigantic size, but somehow they are extremely filling and satifying. Also got a side of Village Fries, which are douched with a generous helping of rosemary and very greasy. That did not stop me from eating all of them.

Now it's time that i talk about the mayonnaises. There is a help-yourself mayo station downstairs that provides Old Bay Mayo, Chipotle Mayo, Sriracha Mayo (favorite), and Mango Mayo (also favorite). Ignore the neon yellow normal mustard cup in the foreground. (credit: brian miller) Along with all this i decided to get a.....

BAM. Toasted marshmallow hand-spun shake. This is the only shake i've ordered but it's pretty much their signature flavor, and for good reason. It's like drinking cold, frothy sex. Also they serve beer (with a few on tap) which is nice.

One gripe i have is the lack of choice in fry order sizes. For some reason they only serve the large. For a burger, fries, and shake i spent 17$, which i don't mind paying, but it makes it a very "once every few months" place. Typing this post made me want another Good Stuff burger, which is strange since i made burgers for dinner, but that's another tale, for another night. Sleep well, children.

The End.